Friday, January 7, 2011

Vırjın Gırls

Jonah Hex and the dragon balls

long time now Marvel has gained heading to DC in terms of real image film adaptations, though not in terms of animated feature films, an area where the subsidiary label of Warner's most remarkable films regularly presented quality. The publisher of Superman, Batman and company, however, know that you can not completely disregard the huge window that provides the film for its products, and, between blockbusters assumptions involved in its most emblematic heroes (such as the forthcoming adaptation of Green Lantern, the imminent release), allows production while minor works also focus on secondary characters, faces flavored production number "B" but with front row players or extremely popular, and "Jonah Hex" is a clear example.
"Jonah Hex" is the movie adaptation of western character of the same name edited by DC. Regardless of whether it is a most faithful comic book adaptation or not (which will not discuss because I do not know too much the character), the film in question is pure cinematic mediocrity, an unbroken succession of topics from beginning to end making it an entirely predictable and linear grotesque, extremely boring and completely devoid or attractive to the viewer (with the exception of the appeal that we can wake up Megan Fox, the partner -hero here, which but I doubt).

is curious desire to Hollywood in recent times impossible to mix genres in film, and the western seems to be a victim as scapegoat in this kind of experiments ... Does anyone remember "that" was called "Wild, wild west"? In this "thing" was intended to make a cocktail between western and science fiction, and so came the invention, in "Jonah Hex" spends three quarters of it (a lot of similarities with the previous one), besides being, as I indicated, a set of topicazos irritating: the hero who seeks revenge for the death of their loved ones, the megalomaniacal madman (center of revenge, of course) that has never developed a military device that destroys cities in seconds ... In the middle of the nineteenth century!, And used as detonators, care, yellow balls of unknown origin rather seems to have stolen the Goku, because the resemblance to the Dragon Ball is more than evident, the president seeking aid only to Jonah Hex (no more qualified people in the Union, seen) to stop the megalomaniac, who, how could it be otherwise, wants to destroy Washington by exploiting a high-profile celebration in the city (the centennial of the country), the inventor of weapons too modern (and therefore impossible), the go-Hex, and thus a topic after another until, by luck, this nonsense ends just before reaching the hour and a half ... It seems that their architects were aware of the obvious mediocrity of its setting and chose not to torture us too much.

Whoever wants to see a western today, with the intention of enjoying a good story of the West, you'll be terribly disappointed with "Jonah Hex" ... It was not my case because I know the origin of the character, but that does not preclude you do not feel chills when I see comes in the form of alleged Western film that is actually an impossible amalgam of gunmen, mad visionaries, weapons of mass destruction and a bounty hunter with powers ... Yes, with powers.

I would think that with all these predictable elements, "Jonah Hex" is intended to be an expensive tribute to a series "B" increasingly in decline (the audience is more demanding than a few years ago), but I think more it is an awkward in cinema has fallen into the hands of a director unable to draw lots with the high budget certainly has enjoyed, the best extraction this comic book hero, merely a rehash of genres to create a thousand times seen.

Sunday, January 2, 2011

Flatbedtruck Bed Planes

To begin the year with beautiful things (and not so beautiful)

must start 2011 with nice things, because this will be a year rare. And hard. Please note that by 2012 a race of aliens come to Earth to enslave and the resulting clash will be the end of the human species. And that is just one of the horrors we will face. Also Torrente 4. The case is that you must go prepared.

Look, I was not ready to see SAD BALLAD OF TRUMPET. Even I went to the theater with hope. What happened? Well I've been severely insulted intellectual, plastic and technically. Tito Alex, what happened? Why instead of Mutant Action I felt like shit biendo of Saw? Why is that during our Civil War were all equal? Tito Alex, why did the blonde that? Ah ... Yes .. Vale ... So. Well, you better.

And yet the idea was nothing, but nothing, nothing bad, eh?


not like this, that and the idea is that it is a little "asynchronous" ... But at least they are sincere.


Another idea, but not very original, is the Falling Skies, but knowing it's Spielberg, and seeing this trailer ...

... Do not you think the Releche? Yes, the Releche.

More TV, and Molo. After hallucinations in the Christmas special ...
back the Doctor. And yes, I think the Tardis have something to do with the Roswell incident.

will also be given a chance to this:
Skunk
, yes, but attractive. Will more than one season?

must also support Fringe. No com Firefly so cool, but we do not want that as well cancel. Remember the Battle of Serenity. We geeks in the TV series.

Behold the viral NICE have been marked for APOLLO 18. Every day I have more desire.
Look I like these frikadas. Frikadas others I like are the videjouegos and comics. What if you mix one of my comics fetish lifetime and make a video game? As another sacacuartos, I fear, but hey, walks around behind Activision, so I'm sure that peak.

Because one of the Secret Wars game should be very beautiful.

Another game with beautiful painting, or beautiful inside as you see, is the new Tomb Raider. Because as the Tomb Raider formula seems to materialize in the new generation, it can be plagiarizing the formula Uncharted that we love them all.



Pintaza, children. Pintaza.

pintaza Also this: How come the kings, maybe someone wants to give it to me.
But what a nice ...
This type is also very freak: myself in the video I made for Cinemanía talking about the best and worst movies of 2010. Too bad I did before seeing the new Tron and Balada Triste: it would have saved the Prince of Persia.
There, journalistic rigor. Good work. Charisma. Style, in a word.
More or less like this.
Because we all know that Batman exists, but is not this guy, because he really Batman saved the woman had sadly run down.

To not leave you with bad taste in my fronted, Despit me with this delicious (very "Miyazakiana"). And a few laughs made animated strokes.
Be good, that I acompñae Force lviden not súpervitaminarse and mineralized. Happy new year
PEACE!

Saturday, January 1, 2011

Fingers Cold, Then Swollen

A Myth of Childhood: Mazinger Z

Today, I would first like to congratulate all the new year, hoping that 2011 is kind to you and always behave a bit better than this one behind us.

On this occasion, to start the year, I devote a post to a character that had an outstanding bill in this regard, as was possibly the first series of cartoons that I "hooked" so sick at the early age of six years (although I must admit that the main cause of this post has been the acquisition yesterday of two shirts "geeks" dedicated to the character: DDD).

"Mazinger Z" issued in Spain between 1978 and 1979, and undoubtedly the first manga-animated features oséase, giant robots, fighting, etc ... No story, of course, the goofy "Heidi" and "Marco" (yuck) - we met in these latitudes. We saw a total of 32 episodes, although the original series consisted of sixty episodes, not in order, but followed a completely arbitrary system for broadcast. Interestingly, it began broadcasting on March 4, 1978 (exactly my sixth birthday! : D) until the eve of Kings the following year. At home there was still color television (it came with the World 82) and myself enjoyed the past series in black and white. However, thanks to albums hardcover comic book adventures reproduced given on TV and sticker albums, had a detailed and colorful than what it was perceived that fantastic robot that left me hallucinating every Saturday afternoon.

Undoubtedly, besides Mazinger and his minions (who are not of my generation remember the fabulous "Aphrodite A" and her boobs out!: DD), the villains Series marked sensation, especially the Baron Ashler, half man and half woman. Faced with such an incredible dichotomy, a small I could not help but wonder "what" had such "down there", because to do (all) the needs to the middle of "everything" would have been extremely uncomfortable, right? (For pleasure, I doubt it) ... Disquisitions of kid that, why deny it, have formed the inevitable "geek" in me.

was exciting to be every Saturday afternoon in front of the old television set to attend the event in question and find out against what mechanical beast (as they were called) led by the cruel Doctor Infierno and directed onto the defenseless city in the world (especially Japanese) would meet on that occasion he was flying robot Koji Kabuto, but certainly the defining moment of all was when Mazinger chapter stunning swimming out to the emphatic and loud voice Koji, who, from the remembered glider was preparing to land at the head of the giant robot to be at the controls of the same ... It is a scene that to me, even today, it makes me s hair stand on end, especially when I hear the resounding voice resounds in the dub Koji original in English, then the characteristic hum of the platform that rises with an inanimate Mazinger, once removed the waters of this fantastic swimming pool located in the Research Institute Fotoatómicas ... Nothing less!. The opening original English, with this "intro" and the later song is memorable for my fifth, and how could it be otherwise, here it is:




Thing this curious intro : since I always thought the song said "Mazinger is strong and unworthy, it is a fury ...", so that over the years this" outrage "caused me to colleagues geeks more of a joke ... It is true that seems to say more clearly "Mazinger is strong and my tail is a rage ", but not, feverish minds!, but" Mazinger is strong and very brave "... Make no mistake!

With the advent of home video, my encounter with the character came with the film here called "Super-mazinger Z" (which was nothing but the fusion of the OVA's "Great Mazinger against General Black" and "Great Mazinger against Devilman"). Before his return to the video store I do not know how many times I see it, but it sure was more than seven ... A highlight of one of these two films is the almost complete destruction of the old Mazinger, which facilitates the emergence of its successor,




This film, in its first edition, also has fond memories for me ... But I continue staying with the original Mazinger (the truth is that I found it funny that destroyed here). Friends

very thirties (like me) and forties ... To you is dedicated this entry. I trust that smile I've done on this first day of the year. Mazinger

forever!!